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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 02:48

What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

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Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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